Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “
YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT
I aspire to be on this list.
But then it would be an uneven gifset.
reblogging this just for Julia Louis-Dreyfus who does not get nearly enough credit for what she does, especially by people our age.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
Niall and Harry ballroom dancing - 6/16/13 (x)
So you don’t work here? Do you have a pass? Did you sign in? Hit the bricks, pal!
“False. I do not miss Jim.”
So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL
YEAH ME TOO
but you keep going back to them because you just try to think of the good times. yet they continue to make you feel worthless and horrible.
What happens when you give a Mario piano score to someone who’s never heard it in his life?
Almost every self-proclaimed ragtime pianist I’ve ever met has been a total sightreading genius. I guess it’s also a thing that they have tons of experience having people throw them music and playing it right then and there.
what is this sorcery sadfkljalksdjf
Oh that’s so cute it’s completely different!!! ;u;
This Ragtime Mario Theme is my new favorite version.
Super Mario World Ragtime? Fuck yeah.